Beware Before You Wear.

Horrible rhyme. Actually might be the worst rhyme I have ever made. Either way, take the advice from the rhyme.

Today was wearing Maryland flag shorts (see picture)

And this guy comes up to me "I'm from Maryland too! What town are you from?"

"I'm not actually from Maryland."

"Oh wow.. This is embarrassing" he said as he walked away awkwardly.

I wonder if there are any Germans at X.
Hmm...
rj